A real eyeopener
In true style, i have nicked this idea from an email i received from a good friend of mine. However, he will never read this so i shouldn't give a toss. Although, on randomly perusing (sp) other blogs, it seems that everyone else has done it too. So hey!! Why not jump on the bandwagon and continue the trend...
100 things about me.
This is a list of 100 things that annoy me, piss me off, scare me... keeping in check with the title of my blog. I must say, i've surprised myself with some of them...
1. Dentists. Bzzzzzzz need i say more?? No? Well then.
2. Road hogs. Overtaking me in my 1 litre nissan micra? On a main road?? Grrrr
3. Spam mail. Fuck off and leave me alone. I do not what to enlarge my penis?!!?
4. Spiders. ARRRGGGGHHHHHHH
5. Eggs. Pointless. Smell grim. Taste grim. Are grim.
6. Chavs. ooooo lets see how much gold i can wear today...
7. Blinkered people. I have a really great mate. and he's gay. and 9 times out of ten someone will be nasty to him while out on the razz. (Because he's camper than Graham Norton). More on that later...
8. Bullies. Knob Off.
9. Being ill. Moan Moan *splutter* Moan.
10. People that cause me more work than i need to do. Nuff said.
11. My Moles. They like to grow on me and then worry me by doing weird things. grrr.
12. Curly Hair. Only cos i have it, and it's a bugger to get it to go the way i want.
13. Monday the 13th. Forget Friday, Monday's the one to watch for...
14. Shyness. Wish i could be the life and soul...
15. Being 'on the blob'. Do not trust anyone who can bleed for 5 days and does not die. Plus it hurts. Big time.
16. Liars. I know too many of these.
17. Friends who lie. I've had my fair share of these.
18. Food. am v. v. fussy. No restuarant in the land can cater for my tastes!!
19. Mobile phones. Hello? Hellooooo? oh sorry, i had no signal. *grump*
20. Screaming kids. i have none. thank the lord christ and his mighty followers.
21. Muggy weather. My head hurts like fuck.
22. Snotty noses. For the love of god please, BLOW YOUR NOSE!!
23. Football. nothing to say on this matter.
24. Evil fuckers. All you rapists, murderers, child molesters etc out there... Kill yourselves.
25. Shite justice system. The bloke who raped my friend and others is due for parole today. 8 years into a life sentence. Pah.
26. Drink Drivers. OMG do you not see the damage you could, and are, doing????? Nutters.
27. Nightclubs. **shudders**
28. Crazy Frog Mobile thing. Every other bloody advert.
29. Vomit. Run away, run away NOW!!!
30. Two timers. Pathetic
31. Supermarkets. Asda, are you listening??
32. Dogs. Ah not a dog person then?? No am i fuck. Cats are better. Gimme cat anyday.
33. Not having a cat. I want one. wanit wanit wanit wanit...
34. Lager. Puke in a pint glass. Bitter? tick. Wine? tick. Spirits? tick. Lager? bleughhhh.
35. Going to work. Gotta get up in the morning cos we gotta go to work!! Bollocks.
36. Too posh to push. No, i rather have a fucking gert scalpel inserted in me and rip me open. Nice.
37. People who talk lak thez mon. Christ. gimme a gun.
38. Hit and Runs. cowards.
39. Not having enough shoes. mmmmmmmmm shoes...
40. Not having enough money to buy said shoes. sob!
41. Bored now. yes, as am i.
42. Starting lists. see my point??
43. Insecure. am i too fat? does he love me??
44. Microwaves. Microwave blown up?? then i have visited your house.
45. Birthdays. I am 21. honest.
46. Not having a birthday cake. pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?? no? bugger.
47. Wet toilet seats. OMG.
48. No tissue paper. OMFG.
49. Not pulling the flush. what am i your fucking mother??
50. Water on my face. I'm drowning... help me.
51. Bank statements. back of the drawer. phew!
52. Farters. of course. it's ok when i let rip *sniggers*
53. Back ache. ow ow ow ow ow.
54. Woken up. Its 5.00AM!!! Bastards.
55. the usual morning sore throat. yes. i can't speak. what fun.
56. Shallow people. be nice to me. go on, i'll be nice too... Then bitch about how fat you are!! Har har har!!
57. Girlies after my man. *growls*
58. Fat bitch Sarah. Nope, i'm not nice to her and will tell her how much i hate her. OMG she is the worst.
59. Blogger. S o S l o w
60. Cheesecake. grim. nuff said.
61. No loving. wheres the sex?? *snore* ah, there.
62. Porn. No, love it really. just checking you're still awake.
63. Sleeping in the day. whoa!!! Wooly head.
64. Sleeping through fave tv. Shit, fuck, bollox...
65. Kids that swear. Oi. stop using that fucking word... oops.
66. Unclean bedding. Lenor, how i love thee
67. Clock watching. It's gotta be 5.00pm now... Doh!
68. No PJs. man i lurveeee my pjs. without them i am weak.
69. Wayhey!!! 69 ners galore!!!
70. Carol Vorderman. i failed maths.
71. No cream with my strawberries. hey, not that cream! purrrrrrrrrrrr
72. Long car journies. are we there yet? i need a wee. Shut up Kate. oh ok.
73. My birth name. whats the point? no fuckers ever used it anyway.
74. Cramp. esp in the leg. when i'm asleep. Fuck.
75. hard poke in the back. No, actually, i quite like that.
76. Me underneath. let me loose baby *growl* I'll ride you like a harley davison...
77. Anal. sorry honey, butts a one way street and that ain't up i tell you.
78. Hey, my house number. Random.
79. Are we nearly there yet?? Yes hon, we are.
80. Dumpees. i'm a dumpee. hurts dunnit.
81. Ignoranace. Hello, i'm here...
82. STD's. humiliating and degrading and yes... i've been there.
83. I'm sooooo like, bored of this. Im off for some squash.
84. and a wee.
85. and a choccy bar.
86. and a chat with Gar.
87. Oh look, i'm back.
88. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
89. ooooo a fly. Kill Kill.
90. begining to get a moody on now.
91. ahh bollox to this...
and so concedes my 100. or 91. as it turned out to be. What fun we've had on this momentous journey into my life. I have shared nearly 6 hours with you. Don't you just feel the love???
No.
Never mind.
100 things about me.
This is a list of 100 things that annoy me, piss me off, scare me... keeping in check with the title of my blog. I must say, i've surprised myself with some of them...
1. Dentists. Bzzzzzzz need i say more?? No? Well then.
2. Road hogs. Overtaking me in my 1 litre nissan micra? On a main road?? Grrrr
3. Spam mail. Fuck off and leave me alone. I do not what to enlarge my penis?!!?
4. Spiders. ARRRGGGGHHHHHHH
5. Eggs. Pointless. Smell grim. Taste grim. Are grim.
6. Chavs. ooooo lets see how much gold i can wear today...
7. Blinkered people. I have a really great mate. and he's gay. and 9 times out of ten someone will be nasty to him while out on the razz. (Because he's camper than Graham Norton). More on that later...
8. Bullies. Knob Off.
9. Being ill. Moan Moan *splutter* Moan.
10. People that cause me more work than i need to do. Nuff said.
11. My Moles. They like to grow on me and then worry me by doing weird things. grrr.
12. Curly Hair. Only cos i have it, and it's a bugger to get it to go the way i want.
13. Monday the 13th. Forget Friday, Monday's the one to watch for...
14. Shyness. Wish i could be the life and soul...
15. Being 'on the blob'. Do not trust anyone who can bleed for 5 days and does not die. Plus it hurts. Big time.
16. Liars. I know too many of these.
17. Friends who lie. I've had my fair share of these.
18. Food. am v. v. fussy. No restuarant in the land can cater for my tastes!!
19. Mobile phones. Hello? Hellooooo? oh sorry, i had no signal. *grump*
20. Screaming kids. i have none. thank the lord christ and his mighty followers.
21. Muggy weather. My head hurts like fuck.
22. Snotty noses. For the love of god please, BLOW YOUR NOSE!!
23. Football. nothing to say on this matter.
24. Evil fuckers. All you rapists, murderers, child molesters etc out there... Kill yourselves.
25. Shite justice system. The bloke who raped my friend and others is due for parole today. 8 years into a life sentence. Pah.
26. Drink Drivers. OMG do you not see the damage you could, and are, doing????? Nutters.
27. Nightclubs. **shudders**
28. Crazy Frog Mobile thing. Every other bloody advert.
29. Vomit. Run away, run away NOW!!!
30. Two timers. Pathetic
31. Supermarkets. Asda, are you listening??
32. Dogs. Ah not a dog person then?? No am i fuck. Cats are better. Gimme cat anyday.
33. Not having a cat. I want one. wanit wanit wanit wanit...
34. Lager. Puke in a pint glass. Bitter? tick. Wine? tick. Spirits? tick. Lager? bleughhhh.
35. Going to work. Gotta get up in the morning cos we gotta go to work!! Bollocks.
36. Too posh to push. No, i rather have a fucking gert scalpel inserted in me and rip me open. Nice.
37. People who talk lak thez mon. Christ. gimme a gun.
38. Hit and Runs. cowards.
39. Not having enough shoes. mmmmmmmmm shoes...
40. Not having enough money to buy said shoes. sob!
41. Bored now. yes, as am i.
42. Starting lists. see my point??
43. Insecure. am i too fat? does he love me??
44. Microwaves. Microwave blown up?? then i have visited your house.
45. Birthdays. I am 21. honest.
46. Not having a birthday cake. pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?? no? bugger.
47. Wet toilet seats. OMG.
48. No tissue paper. OMFG.
49. Not pulling the flush. what am i your fucking mother??
50. Water on my face. I'm drowning... help me.
51. Bank statements. back of the drawer. phew!
52. Farters. of course. it's ok when i let rip *sniggers*
53. Back ache. ow ow ow ow ow.
54. Woken up. Its 5.00AM!!! Bastards.
55. the usual morning sore throat. yes. i can't speak. what fun.
56. Shallow people. be nice to me. go on, i'll be nice too... Then bitch about how fat you are!! Har har har!!
57. Girlies after my man. *growls*
58. Fat bitch Sarah. Nope, i'm not nice to her and will tell her how much i hate her. OMG she is the worst.
59. Blogger. S o S l o w
60. Cheesecake. grim. nuff said.
61. No loving. wheres the sex?? *snore* ah, there.
62. Porn. No, love it really. just checking you're still awake.
63. Sleeping in the day. whoa!!! Wooly head.
64. Sleeping through fave tv. Shit, fuck, bollox...
65. Kids that swear. Oi. stop using that fucking word... oops.
66. Unclean bedding. Lenor, how i love thee
67. Clock watching. It's gotta be 5.00pm now... Doh!
68. No PJs. man i lurveeee my pjs. without them i am weak.
69. Wayhey!!! 69 ners galore!!!
70. Carol Vorderman. i failed maths.
71. No cream with my strawberries. hey, not that cream! purrrrrrrrrrrr
72. Long car journies. are we there yet? i need a wee. Shut up Kate. oh ok.
73. My birth name. whats the point? no fuckers ever used it anyway.
74. Cramp. esp in the leg. when i'm asleep. Fuck.
75. hard poke in the back. No, actually, i quite like that.
76. Me underneath. let me loose baby *growl* I'll ride you like a harley davison...
77. Anal. sorry honey, butts a one way street and that ain't up i tell you.
78. Hey, my house number. Random.
79. Are we nearly there yet?? Yes hon, we are.
80. Dumpees. i'm a dumpee. hurts dunnit.
81. Ignoranace. Hello, i'm here...
82. STD's. humiliating and degrading and yes... i've been there.
83. I'm sooooo like, bored of this. Im off for some squash.
84. and a wee.
85. and a choccy bar.
86. and a chat with Gar.
87. Oh look, i'm back.
88. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
89. ooooo a fly. Kill Kill.
90. begining to get a moody on now.
91. ahh bollox to this...
and so concedes my 100. or 91. as it turned out to be. What fun we've had on this momentous journey into my life. I have shared nearly 6 hours with you. Don't you just feel the love???
No.
Never mind.
posted by LMPP at 3:35 PM
