here i go...
Well people, tomorrow i go on my jolly camping in the rain holiday for 2 whole weeks in the ass end of nowhere. Whoopdeedo!
Thats 2 whole weeks of non blogging. I'm beginning to get a little panic on and thats just today. Imagine what i'll be like in the middle of next week. I'll be like a alcoholic with no drink. Can you get blog withdraw? Can you take something for it??
Thats 2 whole weeks of non blogging. I'm beginning to get a little panic on and thats just today. Imagine what i'll be like in the middle of next week. I'll be like a alcoholic with no drink. Can you get blog withdraw? Can you take something for it??
Yes! You can take a good strong dose of "stay the hell out of the friggin' wilderness!" What're ya--nuts?
I mean, forget about you--what about ME? What am I gonna do with no pants of pissiness to read about from the little missy?
Tell me about it. Never mind, i'll have much to blog about when i get back!! I'm sure i'll do something stupid that'll make you laugh!
It's not my idea to go camping. I was forced!!
You have my deepest sympathy.
Being forced to go camping...
In America, we call that kidnapping and we have laws against it.
When are you Brits going to come out of the stone age. Next thing you'll have guys walking around clubbing women and dragging them home to call them "wives."
Well, if it gets me a holiday and away from work i suppose it'll have to do. I just hope there will be a pub nearby to drown my sorrows...
ah well.