Now i'm pissed
Very, very pissed.
Remember a while ago i mentioned something about bailiffs and said bailiffs coming to my house to remove goods as payment for a debt that somebody else who lived there before me had ran up? Well, i thought i'd sorted their 'mistake'. No, they TOLD me they had sorted their 'mistake'.
Well, guess what? Go on guess...
Yup, another notice of removal arrived on my doormat on Saturday advising me that they will be forcing entry into my home to remove goods, with or without the presence of the occupier, today.
I went mad. I went humdingerly, spectaculary, earthmovingly insane.
With a little help from the lovely people at Trading Standards, we discovered that the said bailiff cannot force enrty into my home without my permission (like i'm gonna say 'yes please Mr bailiff, come into my home and take all my stuff and sell it to pay off someone elses debt.'), nor can they force their way into my home without me allowing them peaceful entry first to arrange a date for said 'forceful entry'.
A strongly worded email went out this morning to the crappy company. Here are some snippets...
'...the very last time I will communicate with you. Any further need to do so will be done through my solicitor...'
'Not only have I not enjoyed the courtesy of a reply of acknowledgement to my letter and calls, I have continued to be pestered with continued threats of bailiff action.'
'...I am also informing trading standards of your operational policy.'
'...should a bailiff arrive and proceed to take action which would in effect be illegal.'
blahdy blahdy blah. Give me all your money fuckwits!!
Have i had a reply so far??? Nuh uh!
assrammingmuthafuckers are gonna feel my wrath... hear me roar!!!
Remember a while ago i mentioned something about bailiffs and said bailiffs coming to my house to remove goods as payment for a debt that somebody else who lived there before me had ran up? Well, i thought i'd sorted their 'mistake'. No, they TOLD me they had sorted their 'mistake'.
Well, guess what? Go on guess...
Yup, another notice of removal arrived on my doormat on Saturday advising me that they will be forcing entry into my home to remove goods, with or without the presence of the occupier, today.
I went mad. I went humdingerly, spectaculary, earthmovingly insane.
With a little help from the lovely people at Trading Standards, we discovered that the said bailiff cannot force enrty into my home without my permission (like i'm gonna say 'yes please Mr bailiff, come into my home and take all my stuff and sell it to pay off someone elses debt.'), nor can they force their way into my home without me allowing them peaceful entry first to arrange a date for said 'forceful entry'.
A strongly worded email went out this morning to the crappy company. Here are some snippets...
'...the very last time I will communicate with you. Any further need to do so will be done through my solicitor...'
'Not only have I not enjoyed the courtesy of a reply of acknowledgement to my letter and calls, I have continued to be pestered with continued threats of bailiff action.'
'...I am also informing trading standards of your operational policy.'
'...should a bailiff arrive and proceed to take action which would in effect be illegal.'
blahdy blahdy blah. Give me all your money fuckwits!!
Have i had a reply so far??? Nuh uh!
assrammingmuthafuckers are gonna feel my wrath... hear me roar!!!
posted by LMPP at 10:44 PM
I was reading this post and as usual enjoying your stream-of-consciousness writing style, but I was perplexed by a couple of things:
1) Why are courtroom guards trying to take stuff out of your house?
2) Why would you refer said courtroom guards to a salesperson?
HAR-HAR.
The joke, you see, is that in America, bailiff=courtroom guard and solicitor=undesirable salesperson.
hee-hee.
Yeah, okay, it's lame as hell. I can't seem to write anything entertaining today to save my life.
So thank goodness there's other blogs out there that I can foul up with my lameness, eh?
Ha ha Mister Hand, you do make me larf. Nasty Bailiffs sthink that the bloke who lived there before me still lives there even though i've told them time and time again that he doesn't.
British Bailiffs are complete shit. I wish to slaughter them all!!! hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa