Oh. My. God.

'I wuv you'

'I wuv you very much'

'I wuv you cos your her fwiend and she wuv's you'

For fucks sake. Not only do i have to be nice to him, i have to listen to that. One thing that really pisses me off is babytalk. Especially if its coming from a fully grown up indiviual.

'I wuv you' !!??!! WTF is that?? No, you don't 'wuv' me, you have to like me because i'm close to your wonderful girlfriend who deserves a happy life.

Wuv?? I don't think so!

Overshop?? Where have you gone?? If you still read this then leave me a comment as i will worry about you dammit.