My Holiday - part one...
Things i did on holiday...
1. Ran away very fast from massive hob nail boot wearing spiders. *shudders*
2. Went on a boat into a big scary cave looking for seals. No seals there.
3. Went swimming in jellyfish infested waters. (well, one very small jellyfish but it's still a jellyfish and they sting)
4. Got drunk a lot
5. Sunbathed a hell of a lot and burned my ass cheeks.
6. Ate overlypriced, poor excuses for food.
7. Met a lot of snobby people who made no effort whatsoever to be nice to me.
8. Spent a lot of time being nice to said snobby people.
9. Seen a fish jump out of the water.
10. Went clubbing in a shed disgiused as a nightclub.
11. Looked desparately for internet access points.
12. Woke up at 6.30 - 7.00am everyday thanks to screaming children in the 'spacious' campsite.
13. Walked alot. Uphill.
14. RE above - not my choice.
15. Went to a beach party at 1.00am and watched a wooden pallet burn.
16. Went to see a castle.
17. Drove around a lot
18. Ate a ton of Amaretti flavoured ice cream.
19. Shouted at a prat who pissed me off and paid for it the next day.
20. Slept.
I must confess, the tent thing wasn't all that bad, apart from the frigging money spiders, everywhere. At least it didn't belt down with rain... much.
Part 2 coming soon... The people i met! (D's 'Friends')
1. Ran away very fast from massive hob nail boot wearing spiders. *shudders*
2. Went on a boat into a big scary cave looking for seals. No seals there.
3. Went swimming in jellyfish infested waters. (well, one very small jellyfish but it's still a jellyfish and they sting)
4. Got drunk a lot
5. Sunbathed a hell of a lot and burned my ass cheeks.
6. Ate overlypriced, poor excuses for food.
7. Met a lot of snobby people who made no effort whatsoever to be nice to me.
8. Spent a lot of time being nice to said snobby people.
9. Seen a fish jump out of the water.
10. Went clubbing in a shed disgiused as a nightclub.
11. Looked desparately for internet access points.
12. Woke up at 6.30 - 7.00am everyday thanks to screaming children in the 'spacious' campsite.
13. Walked alot. Uphill.
14. RE above - not my choice.
15. Went to a beach party at 1.00am and watched a wooden pallet burn.
16. Went to see a castle.
17. Drove around a lot
18. Ate a ton of Amaretti flavoured ice cream.
19. Shouted at a prat who pissed me off and paid for it the next day.
20. Slept.
I must confess, the tent thing wasn't all that bad, apart from the frigging money spiders, everywhere. At least it didn't belt down with rain... much.
Part 2 coming soon... The people i met! (D's 'Friends')
posted by LMPP at 7:26 PM
I'm so glad you made it back alive! I'm not a good camper, so the tent thing did not sound great. But it does sound like you got an amazing break in your routine! Welcome home!
welcome back! It's great to see you've survived.
Well, it's a about damn time!
Stop being nice to snobby people.
Spiders are our friends. They are very non-aggressive for the most part and they eat the mosquitos.
Walking uphill=good for you.
"Prat" is a great word.
drinking + camping = DANGER!!
Aww i feel so loved!!!!
Mister Hand, i'll have you know that walking uphill when completley pissed is never a good idea... nor is arguing with a tractor whose tyres are waaaay bigger than you.
Yes, arguing with inanimate objects is not healthy. That can lead to madness.