all kinds of stabby pains

Don't you just hate it when you wake up in the morning after a night of sleeping in an awkward position on your arm and it's completely dead so much so that you can't use it at all? I'm always amazed how heavy the thing is when you have no feeling in it. Also the pain of the little stabby pins and needles when it starts to get the feeling back it in is unbearable!! I did that once upon a time about 5 nights in a row! I got really worried that my arm would eventually go black and drop off! Now i dread that feeling again!! It's never happened in my legs, just my arms!

Anyway, here is a absolute hilarious conversation overheard whilst working in the pub last night...

Man - you're always in the pub you are
Girl - yep
M - don't you ever want to go out and appriciate nature and the elements?
G - i do that all the time.
M - *scoffs* like hell you do, your never outside
G - I sit in the beer garden.
M - *speechless*

Me - *rolling round in laughter at man who's just been put well in his place*

M - don't know what your laughing at.
Me - *laughs harder*

God, working there is soooo funny at times