Couldn't resist
Well, this morning i gave into tempation and attempted to peel the second orange that was sat on my desk. Oh how i wish i never bothered.
Not only did it take for.ever. to peel the pissing thing, and not only did i spend 20 mins trying to wash away the orange tinge from under my nails, the motherfucking orange spat at me. In my eye. God did it sting. I now have 6 oranges left and i damn them all to hell!! Damn you oranges, damn you to heeeeeeellllllllllllllllll!!!!!
I might palm some off onto tart when shes not looking. Trust me, she won't notice, she'll just eat them without pondering about their origin. She'll probably think they are a bag of crisps and eventually turn to me and say... 'ere, these crisps are a bit soft. And they vagually remind me of oranges...' Yes, thats what i'll do! *evil laughter commences*
Oh, and just for you Mister Hand... Boobies!
He he
Not only did it take for.ever. to peel the pissing thing, and not only did i spend 20 mins trying to wash away the orange tinge from under my nails, the motherfucking orange spat at me. In my eye. God did it sting. I now have 6 oranges left and i damn them all to hell!! Damn you oranges, damn you to heeeeeeellllllllllllllllll!!!!!
I might palm some off onto tart when shes not looking. Trust me, she won't notice, she'll just eat them without pondering about their origin. She'll probably think they are a bag of crisps and eventually turn to me and say... 'ere, these crisps are a bit soft. And they vagually remind me of oranges...' Yes, thats what i'll do! *evil laughter commences*
Oh, and just for you Mister Hand... Boobies!
He he
posted by LMPP at 5:52 PM
"tinge," "spat," "in my eye," "boobies..."
The subtext of this post sounds like a DREAM date.
The link from the "boobies" to the photo of your splendiferous breasts is broken, I think.