knobends and alcoholics

As i have mentioned before, i work in a pub. I love my job, it's so much fun and it gives me the social life i didn't have before i started working there. Yes people, i was quite sad and stayed in all the time. Anyway, like i said, i am happy that i work in a pub and i spend around 80% of my free time there as all my friends are there. I don't drink every night, far from it, apart from coke and orange juice i drink on average 2 - 3 tia marias a week in there.

The point of this post is that i have to rant to someone, and who better than you.

motherfuckingcocksuckingsonofadirtywhorewhothehell
doeshethinkheistherancidwanker.

Tosspot told ME i was sad because i spend all my time in the pub. Tosspot called ME an alcoholic and a loser. Tosspot said i had no friends and that D must be desparate. Tosspot came inches from my face and told me to lose myself, noone would notice. Fucking Moron. I work there at least 5 nights a week. I'm paid to be there. You on the other hand choose to come into a pub, on your own, where everyone takes the piss out of you because you are a complete freakoid. At least when i 'socialise' as you put it, i have friends to do it with. Unlike you! Don't think i'm serving you again.

Loser!!

Well my dear tosspot. How the hell would you know how much of MY time i spend in the pub hmm? Is it because you spend all YOUR time propping up the bar, on your own, with your sad little pint of Stella in one hand, and a big sign that says 'look at me, i'm a loser' in the other?? No one speaks to you apart from the bar staff and we have to cos we are paid to.