LMPP's random rant of the day

It's been a while since i had one of these!! *pees pants excitedly*

It states on my pack of clementines bought today that they are "virtually seedless, easy to peel with a sweet aromatic flavour"

Bollocks!

This is what they really meant...
Virtually seedless = crammed with big, teeth breaking seeds.
Easy to peel = Struggle for 20 mins try to get into it and once done so, spend another 20 mins trying to wash the shit out from under your nails!
Sweet aromatic flavour = Sharp, makes your eyes water lemon disguised as orange. Aromatic?? It isn't a curry now is it?

What a load of bollocks! I rarley eat oranges. Not that i don't like them, they are rather yummy, but i can't be bothered with the peeling that takes soooo long and the orange tinge left under your nails that takes a good week of washing to fuck off! If someone peels them for me then i'll eat them more! More bizarrely, i've realised that although i enjoy some orange flavoured things, i detest others. For example, I love...

Orange chocolate
Orange and pineapple flavoured drinks
Orange Jelly babies
Orange Sorbet
Orange juice with bits in

I, on the other hand, hate...

Marmalade
Orange flavoured drink
Orange juice with no bits in
Any other type of orange flavoured sweets
Orange ice lollies

Fuck me, i quite strange really!