8 things i have learned this week...
...don't ask if someone is ok when you have a slight inkling that they are fucking weird.
If you do, it could turn out that they are a cross dressing, sadistic, mofo who will then stalk you via email.
...Always SAVE documents on the PC at least every 5 mintues.
If you don't, then don't expect to go home early.
...Don't go to work with a cold.
Cos it's pants.
...Don't sit in work looking like death hoping your boss would send you home.
Cos he won't.
...Don't participate in an online auction.
Cos you pay waaaaay too much for something cos you can't bear to be outbidded.
...Never try to beat the cat in a wrestling match.
Cos the wounds hurt like fuck.
...Don't eat rice krispies when you have a cold.
Cos they hurt like hell when you sneeze and they get lodged in your nose.
...Don't forget to clean out the cat litter tray.
Cos he'll shit on the floor, preferably in your clothes.
If you do, it could turn out that they are a cross dressing, sadistic, mofo who will then stalk you via email.
...Always SAVE documents on the PC at least every 5 mintues.
If you don't, then don't expect to go home early.
...Don't go to work with a cold.
Cos it's pants.
...Don't sit in work looking like death hoping your boss would send you home.
Cos he won't.
...Don't participate in an online auction.
Cos you pay waaaaay too much for something cos you can't bear to be outbidded.
...Never try to beat the cat in a wrestling match.
Cos the wounds hurt like fuck.
...Don't eat rice krispies when you have a cold.
Cos they hurt like hell when you sneeze and they get lodged in your nose.
...Don't forget to clean out the cat litter tray.
Cos he'll shit on the floor, preferably in your clothes.
posted by LMPP at 9:30 PM
Here's number nine to add to your list - your friends might change their name and move, but they'll invite you over before they're completely unpacked and ready for guests!
eh woman? what you on about?
Sounds like a rough week.