I hate pears

Another fruit has annoyed me immensley over the weekend. The pear. I remember a time when pears were all soft and juicy and mmmmmmmmmmmm. Now they are all hard and gritty and bleeeeeeurgh?!!! I sulked long and hard on Saturday when my nice juicy pear fantasy was scuppered!! I had to make do with an apple. And apples are just has bad. The skin gets stuck in my teeth sooooo, i peel my apples!! Yes, i am 5 years old. I have to have my apples peeled before i will contemplate eating them!!



However, a swig of perry is rather refreshing every now and then. Much better than the cider. Mind you, where i come from, preferring perry over cider is sacreligious. As the Wurzels once sang... 'I am a cider drinker. I drinks it all of the day...' They also sang... 'I've gotta bran' new combine harvester an' i'll give you the key...' But I ain't got one of those so i won't be made to feel guilty over the perry v's cider thing!!



Ahh, The Wurzels. Makes all us Bristolians sound like chuffin' farmers. Gert cor bliges and all that!!