Friday, October 07, 2005

A quick ditty for you...

I'm working like a mofo
fucksake fucksake
I fucking hate my job
fucksake fucksake
I'm working like a mofo
fucksake fucksake
Our clients are such knobs
fucksake fucksake
Someone pass me a gun
fucksake fucksake
i'm gonna shot the bastards
fucksakes fucksake
and then i'm gonna run.
fucking far far away!

I'm pissing busy. Can you tell??

On a funnier note, the cat pissed on my lap last night. And when i tried to push him off mid flow, he dug his claws so far into my leg i'm surprised he didn't severe a main artery. He took ages to finish and when he did, he shook out his leg, jumped off and watched me rant and rave whilst silently mocking me.

Pissing cat!

6 Comments:

Blogger Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Mine barfed on my kitchen table yesterday morning.

At least I wasn't injured.

2:07 PM  
Blogger Blueprincesa said...

hahahahaha. I don't mean to laugh. It's not funny. Except that it is. I liked the song.

4:53 PM  
Blogger jamwall said...

that poem made me sob like a pathetic little girl.

today's word verification: "kriag"....what about kriag?

6:04 PM  
Blogger Mister Hand said...

Workin' mofo rising,
Workin' mofo rising,
Got to keep on rising,
Workin' mofo rising,
Yeah, workin' mofo rising,
Mofo rising,
Got to keep on rising,
Rising, rising,
Rising, rising,
I got to
woo!
Yeah!

Well, workin' like a ragged pissy mofo!
Made a little whinge left a sticky on your door,
And then I put my little head on my desk for nap!
I have to wonder every day why
I put up with this crap!

Put up with this crap!

Put up with this crap!

Put up with this crap!

Workin' mofo!

Workin' mofo!

Workin'!

Workin'!

Uh-workin' mofo come on!

6:49 PM  
Blogger Mister Hand said...

PREVIOUS POST SUNG TO THE TUNE OF THE DOORS' L.A. WOMAN.

6:50 PM  
Blogger Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Sadly, I was already singing it to the tune of L.A. Woman.

12:09 AM  

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