Well blow me... (not literally)
I am amazed. It seems that the irritating cow in my previous post (below) has a boyfriend. *mouth agape* So it can't be the lack of sex that makes her a crabby old tart. Now i'm stumped. Surely having new and regular sex makes you very, very happy and nothing can piss you off?? Not in her case. So my conclusion is??? She still ain't getting any!! Awww bless! Hurry up and get a shag love. My eardrums are on borderline burstation.
What did i do this weekend?? I went to see Wallace & Gromits new film. Most amusing if you like rabbits that go 'weeeeeee' a lot. I also blow dried my cat. Long story. Cat got sopping wet. Cat miowed a hell of a lot cos he was wet. LMPP decided best course of action was to whip out the hairdryer. Cat enjoyed being blow dried. Cat ended up fluffy. D went mental at fluffy cat. LMPP meekly confessed to blow drying cat. D went mental at LMPP. LMPP demostrated that cat liked the blow drying thing. D found it sweet. All was well.
What did i do this weekend?? I went to see Wallace & Gromits new film. Most amusing if you like rabbits that go 'weeeeeee' a lot. I also blow dried my cat. Long story. Cat got sopping wet. Cat miowed a hell of a lot cos he was wet. LMPP decided best course of action was to whip out the hairdryer. Cat enjoyed being blow dried. Cat ended up fluffy. D went mental at fluffy cat. LMPP meekly confessed to blow drying cat. D went mental at LMPP. LMPP demostrated that cat liked the blow drying thing. D found it sweet. All was well.
posted by LMPP at 7:50 PM
Now I am dying to blowdry my cats. I wonder if they would try to scratch my eyes out?
I saw Wallace and Gromit, too!
I liked it very much--far better than CORPSE BRIDE.
I liked when the bunnies would wave.
I liked it when they went 'weeeeeee'! I didn't like their noses though, not bunnylike enough for me.
I did like the nasty dogs purse. I want one!!
Sarah, mine loved it, he thought it was great! Just have it on a low heat setting.
I liked it too, and I thought the same thing about their noses. They were round like a dog's instead of triangular like a rabbit's.
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i've been doing door-to-door cat blowing for years. its a very lucrative business.
Is cat blowing anything like playing "red rocket" with a dog?