Ashton... Pah!
Its 7.45am.
Its cold, it's wet. Its dark and it smells of wet dog.
Working in Ashton has it's pitfalls, it rains all goddamn day and when you leave Ashton, you realise its sunny everywhere else.
Fucking Ashton, Mecca of billboards.
Its cold, it's wet. Its dark and it smells of wet dog.
Working in Ashton has it's pitfalls, it rains all goddamn day and when you leave Ashton, you realise its sunny everywhere else.
Fucking Ashton, Mecca of billboards.
Well, i work in the Long bit of Ashton. Its bloody shite here too........Long Ashton, the mecca of silly old fuckers and Skodas....sigh
So does God dislike Ashton and make it rain there all the time?
He does. It's because all it's home to millions of godamn billboards. They hate me.