Damn cat

So i caught the cat last night hiding food, yet again, under the newly washed bathroom mat. And to think i spent all this time worrying that the poor little mite was sickly (and my bank balance taking a huge hit). Get this, he looked around to check no one was looking, scooped some food into his mouth, ran to the bathroom, spat it on the floor and clawed the bathmat over it. It was then that i, sat on the loo, cleared my throat in a hu-hmmm kinda way. The cat jumped, clocked me and ran to hide. Dumb cat forgot to check that the bathroom was clear.

That cat is seriously heading for a kick up the bum.

I fully expect food everywhere when i get home!!