Happy happy joy joy
I'm fed up.
Fed up with work. Fed up with the pub. Fed up in general.
What i need is a holiday. Somewhere hot with sun sea and sand aplenty. Somewhere away from this desk!
Ah well, i can dream.
Someone tell me a joke. Go on, make me laugh!!
Fed up with work. Fed up with the pub. Fed up in general.
What i need is a holiday. Somewhere hot with sun sea and sand aplenty. Somewhere away from this desk!
Ah well, i can dream.
Someone tell me a joke. Go on, make me laugh!!
posted by LMPP at 7:57 PM
Remember: no matter where you go...
...there you are.
Sorry. It's the best I've got today. Wish you'd caught me on an ON day.
So this guy comes home from a hard day's work at the pickle factory and tell his wife, "I really want to put my penis in the pickle slicer." His wife freaks out and screams, "What is wrong with you! You need help!" So he goes back to work the next day and tries to forget all about, but after about a week he starts feeling that urge again.
Then one day his wife comes home and finds him sitting on the couch. "Why are you here so early?" she says. "I got fired at work," he answers. "I did it. I put my penis in the pickle slicer."
"Oh my GOD!" she screams. "Are you alright?"
"Yeah," he answers. "I'm fine."
"Well what about the pickle slicer?" the wife asks.
"Not so good," he says. "She got fired too."
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!
Thats so funny