6 things...
...that came out of my mouth this weekend. Let's see if you can guess who i was talking to...
a. 'that is waaay to big to fit in my hole...'
b. 'On the laminate, THE LAMINATE'
c. 'If you lick it, it'll get smaller...'
d. 'Have you got a bigger one?'
e. 'It's not my fault it doesn't fit...'
f. 'Jesus, that's massive'
1. The cat
2. D
3. My mum
4. My pub boss
5. My nephew
6. Another barmaid
Can you guess??
a. 'that is waaay to big to fit in my hole...'
b. 'On the laminate, THE LAMINATE'
c. 'If you lick it, it'll get smaller...'
d. 'Have you got a bigger one?'
e. 'It's not my fault it doesn't fit...'
f. 'Jesus, that's massive'
1. The cat
2. D
3. My mum
4. My pub boss
5. My nephew
6. Another barmaid
Can you guess??
Here's my guesses:
a. mum
b. D
c. nephew
d. barmaid
e. pub boss
f. cat
Of course, I will be fantasizing this evening that you've said all of these things to me while covered in whip cream.
4 out of 6!
Not bad...
Where's the whipped cream...?
I don't care who you were saying it to, I wanna know exactly what it's all about!
Yeah, you're a bit of a tease!
Hmm, going by your response to Hand, I'm going to switch two of his answers:
a. mum
b. cat
c. nephew
d. barmaid
e. pub boss
f. D
Also, short quiz to further my knowledge of all things British: If I asked for a cup of sugar, would you know how much that is?
Ooh, I just scrolled up and found out I got them all right. I promise I didn't cheat.
A cup of sugar would be free, as it is a way to meet your new neighbours. Or to try and get in their pants. If anyone tried to charge you for a cup of sugar then they would not like you very much!