Lots of them

I'm not sure what it is, but the pub i work in really does attract some weirdos.

Again, yesterday, we had the racoon wearing dancing lady, the man who likes to drink other peoples drinks, the man who is dying from colon cancer and had a life saving major operation the next day, and then was in that evening boasting how it saved his life and also the woman who is convinced she's married to John Wayne and carries a magazine cut out of him in her wallet.

We also had in our regular, who i shall call J, who likes to stand there and conduct whatever singer we have in. He was the one that told my boss he had to demolish the bar cos it was in the way of the pool table, by law.

There's the man whose 'bestest, favouritist Auntie in the whole wide world' dies every Tuesday. There's the kid who is constantly drunk on Blackthorn, even when we open he's still pissed from the night before.
We have a lifeboat man who lives in Bristol, no where near the sea. He sits at the bar drinking spritzers 'just in case i'm called out'.
We have a woman with a boyfriend for every day of the week, us bar people are sworn to secretcy.
We have a girl that has been pregnant for the last 18 months. She forgets she's already told us.

We also, believe it or not, have some relatively normal customers, though you would be hard pushed to get to them, they are surrounded by freaks.

Ahhh a day in the life of LMPP!!