Nightmares!!

Ok, This weekend, i've had nothing but nightmares.

Friday night was fine, just your usual happy bunny dreams of sweetness and light and all things fluffy. Saturday day, when i fell asleep while watching some shit docu on the telly, i dreamt that i was on fire, but i couldn't feel the burning. Everywhere i went people ran screaming from me.

No funny comments please. Believe it or not, people don't actually run screaming from me in real life.

Saturday night, i dreamt that the cat was chopped in half by my pub bosses dog. He had a machete and took a swipe at my cat. My cats head then continued to speak to me like it's the most natural thing for a decapitated cat to speak. Duh.

Last night, i dreamt that i was shoplifter hunting and got stuck in a lift with one. He then got out and i continued down in a lift with no doors, which started to close in on me at the bottom. The only way i could stop myself from being crushed was to hold the side away with my legs. It then turned into a dream about being at a party with my evil ex, whom i couldn't escape from. He kept grabbing my arm and saying 'stay with me'.

I woke up about 4.00am to find D spreadeagled on the sofa, legs spread, halfway through a game on the PS2, fast asleep.

Nice.

I'm soooo crabby now.