Ow

I've got a sore boobie.

It hurts when i lean against it or knock it or jump up and down. It hurts when i sleep on my right side.

I think i may skip gingerly along to the doctors tomorrow after the post xmas rush of sick people have been seen too.

My bra's probably shrunk. Or my right boobie has grown. Either or my boobie hurts and i want it to stop.

I hate sleeping on my left side, the cat has easy access to attack my face. Might take the opportunity to scratch an eyeball out or something...

Talking of my cat, he was covered in wax yesterday morning. Hard, set wax all down his nose and over his ears. I haven't burned any candles in a long while so i couldn't figure it out. However, by stalking the cat for the next 40 mintues i eventually found the source of the wax... The cat had kindly knocked my most expensive candle of the shelf, onto the hot radiator and proceeded to sniff and head rub the hot wax dripping down onto the floor.

Thanks cat. Where's me wok...