God damn you

Dear Tart,

I know you will read this eventually so...

Goddamn you woman for going sick on the only day i have to invoice biiiiig motherfucker invoices and put on masses amounts of motherfucker orders!!

Motherfuckermotherfucker.

Get your ass in here and HELP. Spew quietly though ok.

Lots of Love The-Bitch-from-Hell-cos-it's-fucking-busy.

Oh, p.s; The original Bitch-from-Hell is off sick too and you've missed it yet again!!
Mwahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa