I got bored of my blog title so i abbrievated it. Works much better i think. And sarcasm, what's sarcasm??

Tart broke her hand this weekend. Yep she is in plaster and she can't drive so muggins here will do all the work, again. All i will say on the subject is hurry up and return you slacker.

I watched D's mum sing her solo on Friday night and she was good. A little off key but hey, it was her first time singing in public so she did well. Unlike her fellow singy friend who forgot her words halfway through her solo, so really, D's mum did brilliantly!! Then i foolishly ate a scabby kebab and my poor tummy has been poorly ever since. Avoid scabby kebabs people, even if they are bought for you. Of course, i should have had alarm bells ringing when the little greek fellow serving couldn't understand 'no chilli sauce, i will have a bad ass otherwise.' 'No, NO'
And guess what, i had chilli sauce. Mmmm see the bad ass that followed...