Mmm Nice
It seems that Darth's problems are over.
My caring father rang me at 11.30pm last night to enlighten me that Darth had sicked up 'the biggest hairball i have ever seen!'
Err, Dad, that is the ONLY hairball you have ever seen.
Once he puked that baby out, he ran round the house attacking all and sundry and basically acted like a... cat. My poor Dad thought the cat had gone insane. he was convinced that Darth was going to have an almighty heart attack and die.
'What did he do once he had his 5 minutes of looniness Dad?'
'He washed himself for a bit and then went to sleep on top the stairs'
Eh, normal cat behaviour then?
After about 10 minutes, i had managed to convince Dad that the cat was fine and to bugger off so i could go back to sleep.
Half hour after that, D came and woke me up and told me that Darth had sicked up the biggest hairball my Dad had ever seen.
Yes, my daddy dearest had hung up on me and then called D, and had the exact same convo with him, while he was in the next room to me!!
Seriously.
My caring father rang me at 11.30pm last night to enlighten me that Darth had sicked up 'the biggest hairball i have ever seen!'
Err, Dad, that is the ONLY hairball you have ever seen.
Once he puked that baby out, he ran round the house attacking all and sundry and basically acted like a... cat. My poor Dad thought the cat had gone insane. he was convinced that Darth was going to have an almighty heart attack and die.
'What did he do once he had his 5 minutes of looniness Dad?'
'He washed himself for a bit and then went to sleep on top the stairs'
Eh, normal cat behaviour then?
After about 10 minutes, i had managed to convince Dad that the cat was fine and to bugger off so i could go back to sleep.
Half hour after that, D came and woke me up and told me that Darth had sicked up the biggest hairball my Dad had ever seen.
Yes, my daddy dearest had hung up on me and then called D, and had the exact same convo with him, while he was in the next room to me!!
Seriously.
Ahhhh, Dads! Don't you just love 'em?
I called my mom to wish her Happy Mother's Day. She starts talking about a series of books she's been reading about cats who solve mysteries. That's fine...then she started talking like these were REAL cats who could REALLY read the dictionary and give clues to people. She went on and on about how smart these cats were. I guess finding the books in the fiction section of the library wasn't enough of a clue!
And yeah, hey I changed identities and blogs yet again!