The Do As We Tell You Or You Will All Go To Hell post

My. God. As i have mentioned before (many, many times), it is not physically possible to do our job when the wind is howling round at 90mph.

After numerous, Pissy As Hell, emails from people regarding the fact that they cannot get the work done, i sent the following email to all our branches:

Since the weather has decided to turn evil on us, I am expecting, yet again, an inundation of put backs/stick backs/sites down/world has ended urgent Must Be Done Now or We Will All Go to Hell requests. Can we please ensure that we have some men milling around to be able to complete these, or at least men that are expecting to be called off their nice warm sofas to go out and save our souls.

Now, i found this quite amusing. I thought, and rightly so, that i was trying to lighten a bad situation with a little humour.

Oh No.

I offended, i mean O.F.F.E.N.D.E.D a couple of branches. They said i was calling them lazy?!??

For. Fucks. Sake. Can't i even inject humour into my working day without some arrogant bastard whinging that i'm calling them lazy?? Obviously not.

Tomorrow, i will come into work, dressed in black, and grieve for the death of Coming To Work And Having Some Fun, and curse who ever it was that took on Coming To Work And Kill Yourself as their replacement.

Goddammit!