20 things for the weekend

1. Friday - got home and proceeded to make D his favourite tea
2. Forgot he didn't like garlic
3. Used copious amounts of it
4. He ate it
5. Then complained for HOURS after that he had belly ache
6. I didn't realise until Sunday evening that I had effectively posioned him
7. Not a good move
8. Woke Saturday morning to a present
9. Left by Darth
10. On my bedroom floor
11. Turned out to be the remainder of the leg of lamb
12. He dragged it from the bin into our bedroom
13. Darth is really a dog, trapped inside a cat
14. D tried to pick it up and dispose
15. Darth attacked him
16. Viciously
17. D now has scars up his right arm
18. And they are no longer friends
19. Now Darth ignores D
20. And attacks me instead.