Sickness & Stuff...
It seems that it is time for my monthly bout of illness. I had to leave work early yesterday because the sicky feeling wouldn't budge & my tummy is churning evilly. So I went home & crawled onto the sofa with the blanket & a very reluctant cat & tried to watch some telly.
I say tried because D choose that exact moment to come home from work.
Why is it that men seem to try harder to get amorous when you feel like crap? When I am well, D doesn't try as hard. It seems that being ill is a massive turn on for him.
So for about 45 mins, I lead on the sofa trying to ignore D and his mating dance.
Eventually he gave up & went back to work & left me feeling incredibly guilty for not giving in.
Goddamn men.
I say tried because D choose that exact moment to come home from work.
Why is it that men seem to try harder to get amorous when you feel like crap? When I am well, D doesn't try as hard. It seems that being ill is a massive turn on for him.
So for about 45 mins, I lead on the sofa trying to ignore D and his mating dance.
Eventually he gave up & went back to work & left me feeling incredibly guilty for not giving in.
Goddamn men.