When bored...abuse the cat...

When I get home from work around 5pm ish, the first thing Darth does is meow loudly at the door for a trip to the bathroom. My cat is bonkers, did you know that?

Usually, as I am already busting my ass for a pee, I oblige.

Yesterday, Darth became obsessed with the bath so I turned the tap on for him. He, being a cat, crapped himself & turned to get away from the stream of nasty water & in his haste got one of his front paws wet. He then proceeded to limp about for the next 3 hours, refusing to put his paw on the floor while he walked.

It's not acid, you stupid cat.

Eventually, he gave up with the wounded cat act. I shook his treat pot & lo and behold, the limp was gone. Actually, I think he realised he had been tricked as he sat with his back to me for the rest of the evening, lashing out at my leg every time I walked near him. I have a huge scratch on my arm where he caught me...

Earlier this week, whilst chasing his tail, he managed to catch his tail between his legs and get his claw stuck in it. I seriously have never seen anything as funny as a cat trying to leg it with a tail stuck up between his legs and a paw trapped in his tail. I cried!

Yesterday lunchtime, I was attacked by the worlds biggest spider. It dangled in front of my face and spread its legs at me, like it was going to eat my head or something. I was sat in a very small car at the time so I couldn't run. My boss saved me, but only after he removed the twig that had landed on his precious bonnet & laughed at me for a minute or so.

My throat is still hurting from all the screaming!