Tart catches the Evil Banana Monster at it...

The Evil Banana monster stares at Tarts boobies...

Oh how i laughed

D took Darth back to the vet this morning to check out the 'skin tag' that Darth kept playing with on his belly.

It's a nipple

I'm glad D took him and not me. However, i don't think i want to ever go back to that vet. It's just so embarrassing.

Mind you, my boss told me this morning that male cats don't have nipples.

Doh!

Cats and pills...

Sarah mentioned that her cat has been poorly. My cat was diagnosed with the cat version of cysistis (sp?) last week.

Poor Darth, unable to pee and when he does, pees beside your leg so he can inflict some of the pain back onto you... by clawing the veins out of your legs mid flow.

Ever tried giving a cat a pill? Go on, try it. It's not much fun! The good news is that he's on the mend and my legs are healing nicely.

I hope Klaus is feeling better soon Sarah. I know just how much people do for their pets... I was in tears at the vet imagining all sorts of life threatening diseases for poor Darth. The vet thought I was quite mad, although I did chuckle quietly when Darth peed on the vet's table and clawed the veins out of his hand.

Thank Fuck

I'm home!! Back in the land of internet and Sky TV and CLEAN CLOTHES!!! WooHoo!!

My poor cat is ill. He has a bladder infection and takes great delight in pissing all around my mothers house! She also has to make him take antibiotics!! Harharhar!

I'm off work for a well earned break this week. Tart is having to hold the fort while i skive. Go Tart!

Coming up in the land of LMPP...

How LMPP made a 5 year old cry...
How LMPP got berated by said 5 year olds mother...
An account of all the fights LMPP witnessed in the pub car park...

I'll be back!

Promotions...

There has been some serious promotions going on in work recently. I am now a manager and have the authority to boss Tart around to my evil hearts content. Tart has been promoted to LMPP's personal slave...

I've never been a manager before. I'm intridgued to find out what my extra responsiblities are apart from making T's life hell.

All i say is i best get the pay rise that goes with it!