Sunday Drivers

This morning, while i was massively late for work, i got stuck behind a right old doddery sunday driver.

15 mph was his speed of choice. In a Clarkes pie van.

If i was quick enough, i would of got out of my car, nicked all his pies, and continued my way to work.

mmm pies.

Roooaaararrrrarararr!!!

Freeeeeeeeezing

My god. When did it suddenly get so damn cold? We have no heating where we live cos the renavations are in full swing downstairs, and our boiler has to be replaced so i can literally sit up in bed and see my breath, in the dark.

The office isn't too bad. Apart from first thing when i have to freeze for an hour until the heater kicks in.

Tart is due to drop in the next 4 weeks or so. Thank god i won't have to sit here listening to her crunch ice continually all day. Seriously, it drives me mad. Suck the ice woman!!!

We're so goood

I'm so chuffed, we came 3rd in the quiz last night at the pub!!

Ok, so there were only 4 teams, at least we weren't bottom.

My branch manager has entrusted me to book our staff christmas do. I did what any faithful employee would do and delegated it to Tart. Tart is not best pleased about this as she is most likely to be giving birth the day of the party. As long as she doesn't give birth at the party then great. Hoorah to Tart, giver of life.

My friend Mike has been in hospital with heart problems. He's only 34 so it is really scary. Apparently he has an infection in the liquid that surrounds the heart, and it's causing his heart to not pump the blood properly. He's so fit and healthy though, it's frightening really, he's only 6 years older than me... Anyway, he's out of hospital now and looks so skinny. I'm really worried about him to be honest...

Where's the time gone??

It's November already. God, i'll blink and before i know it i'll be 90 and blind.

It's almost xmas fer shits sake. I really have to start my xmas shopping!!

The NBM never came back. Us veterns really scared her off. We had a good giggle about it. We are really cruel you know?!

Well, the pub bosses are off on their biyearly hols. That means 2 weeks of complete havoc. That also means i'll be sweating my ass off non stop until they return.

What fun.

This is such a boring post. I promise i'll post a more interesting one later, but for now, gotta go.

Just wanted you all to know i'm still here...

*waves*