Friday, December 08, 2006

Goddamn Fridge Freezer!

Ok, so last night i delved into the freezer to find something nice for tea and came out with a pizza. The pizza was floppy. It's supposed to be solid, coming out of a freezer an' all. So i checked the rest of my food and it seems that my freezer decided that it was jealous of all the kitchen cupboards not doing much to store food, and decided that it also wanted to be a kitchen cupboard, and therefore stopped freezing.

Comet has sold me a glorified, metallic, kitchen cupboard, complete with a light when you open the door. With a motor that doesn't work.

So i put it on full whack to see if that would make it freeze.

No.

It wailed like a dying cat, but 10 times louder and still didn't freeze. I would like to point out that my freezer is only 2 bloody months old. 2 goddamn months, yet Comet can't send me an engineer till Tuesday. Yep, you heard me, frigging Tuesday.

So that's a whole weekend with no Fridge Freezer. It's destroyed all my food, i have soggy veg and gone off milk. I swear Comet hate me. They sabotaged it before they sent me it cos of the complete balls up they made of delivering it.

Fuck.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Random baby stuff

Tart had her baby yesterday. She squeezed out an 8 and a half pound whopper!!

Its a girl, she's called Lucie & she's a beauty! Mum & babes are doing well, although poor Tart is now stuck in hospital after losing a lot of blood. Poor girl wants to go home and start playing mummy to her lovely new girlie.

So Yay to Tart & her Northern Monkey. Yay to Tarts little boy who now has a sister to bully and beat up, err, sorry, love and play with, and a special big YAY to Tart who managed to squeeze her out and still have the energy to call me and laugh down the phone! You go girl!!
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