Twice in one day...

God, I must be sickening for something!

No, not really, I'm blogging briefly because over yonder on this here blog I've been awarded this...



Which is really mint as I don't think I've ever received such an honourable award before! So thank you Brixey Banter, you are a fab blogger & a fab fellow kitty lover!! (My insurance paid out so now no need for me to stress out so much!)

I will, of course, pass on this award to fellow fabbiness within the bloggie world...

Antipo - A fantastic blogger that makes me giggle with her naughtiness & a fabulous mum!
Ms Mac - No words can describe how wonderful this well established & funny woman really is!
Full Willow Moon - She has been with me for so long now I have to make her a Rockin' Girl Blogger. Check out her receipes!
Sarah & the Goon Squad - No introduction needed!
Pickled Beef - A recent find that I will not lose. She's fantastic!

You are all amazing! You all really inspire me in a non stalkerish way!

and of course, straight back at you Brixey!

Randomness...

My poor toe, it's so bruised!!

Whilst out on Friday night enjoying that myself & 2 friends were naughty lushes for one night only, my toe became the victim of a wayward stilleto heel. The offending heel belonged to none other than Z, one half of the twosome I was partying hard with!

To add insult to injury, she removed her foot from her shoe and left it embedded in my toe.

Fucking Ouch.

Although the pain was slightly dulled by the many 'Blue Lagoon' cocktails that I had sank that night, it still bloody hurt enough for me to have to leave the dance floor & limp pathetically to the nearest railing to hang off of. It hurt more the next day I tell you. Never mind though, I have 9 more toes & I did provide some amusement to my fellow lushes with my pathetic wailing.

On another note, D has man flu, so all wish him a speedy recovery so I can have the sofa back & not have to lie in a pool of his sweaty germs every night in bed.

N.B, why is it that a man can have the worse case of man flu ever and still feel well enough to continually try to get in your pants? Goddamit NO!

Anti inflammatories...

Darth has finally been for his check up after his near death experience last week. He is ok apart from a massively swollen and bright red willy.

Poor Darth, it hangs pitifully between his legs, all red and sore. He's constantly licking at it & cries when he wees. He also cannot hold his wee at the moment so he goes wherever he is, usually on someones lap.

So the vet gave him some anti inflammatories to reduce the swelling. I have to say, I don't think I've ever seen a cats willy before. Well, now I know.

Now Darth is living up to his name & snarling at anyone & everything. (The vet said it would make him grumpy). So I have a pissy & swollen cat.

The joys!